JELQING TIPS PLEASE READ!!!

First of all….. Learn the difference between JELQING and EDGING… BIG difference. After you educate yourself on the matter… (see previous blob post) come back here we have a lot to talk about.

Ok. ~So you are wondering.. What IS jelqing. Well, let me make it easy for you. “The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible.”

Seems easy enough .. right??

Wrong.

“Misjelqin”(term coined by Jaylin Durik) is a condition where a deformity is present in the ****. <— Censored for young ones.

To avoid this, one must practice SAFE and SENSIBLE practices…

RULE 1: Don’t go past your limit. Biggest mistake by newcomers

Rule 2: Kegels are love… Kegals are life…. (Am I right, internet savvy folk? )

Rule 3: Do not disrespect PEforum mods…. Trust me you don’t want to get banned from the LARGEST jelqing hub in the nation.

Rule 4: Do not over jelq you WILL regret it.

Anyway guys, stay tuned for my new buzzfeed article. “6 Ways Jelqing WILL Benefit You.”

“The number of strokings is over 110…then a rest…then another 110.” – Robin A. Walker

Alright guys, thats all for now. I can’t reveal too many secrets ( you gotta learn them yourself !  and remember… “Well in doubt… Jelq it out!”

Birthday…

I’m one step closer to death… I can feel life slipping away. It’s sad. I’ll never have what I want. I think it’s time to end it. Dad won’t kiss me anymore. It’s time to fucking experience the afterlife. The End beckons to me… Happy Birthday and Goodbye friends.

Life is unfair….

Today i went for a

drive. As i soared down the magnificent streets of freedom and opportunity, i became aware of a stain in my troubled world… A injustice you could call it…. Parked… In a golden like 2003 Acura… Sat a man next to a beautiful woman…… My mood suddently took a nose dive into the caverns of misery and depression… Here i am…. A good looking man…. In my nice BMW….. With no maden by my side….. And this…. This….. Small man….. He had it all….. The girl…… My girl…….. Injustice……. Envy……… I hate him…… I HATE HIM!!!!!!……

In response to Willy Wonka……

A member of our community posted a blog referring to how jelqing has infarct ruined his life instead of changing it for the better. He makes outrageous claims such as “my penis has decreased in size”, and , “i cant feel 80% of it anymore. Clearly this man is just trying to stray us off the path to enlightenment and improvement. Another naysayer who wishes only for others around him to be as miserable as himself. we MUST band together to fight back these non believers and continue to put jelqing on the map!! fight the power!!!1!!!

Here is Willy Wonka’s original post,”UNEDITED”

Jelqing has destroyed my life A warning.

Hello all. I am writing this as a warning to all of you on here and for peace of mind for me. It’s May 2009 and I’m watching a programme on Uk TV called “Extreme Male Beauty”. The presenter is researching a penis enlargement exercise called “jelqing”. I’ve had a couple of beers and I’m watching this programme and I decide to give it a go. I can’t say I was ever “unhappy” with my penis size (3.5ins flaccid, 6.5in hard), I just did it out of curiosity (and a touch of vanity) more than anything. So I got some lube, got about 2/3 erect and did about 20 “jelqing”strokes stopping before I touched the gland. And this is the point that my life changed forever. Immediately I noticed my penis and scrotum were less sensitive than before, about 80% less sensitive! Also, when I let my penis go flaccid again it looked different, there was a vein on the left side of the shaft that wasn’t there before and the vein on the top of the shaft seemed to have shifted to the side a bit. Also my penis hung to the left more than it did prior and was smaller both in length and girth.

Fast forward 11 months and there has been no change in the state of my penis. The shaft of my penis and scrotum remain numb, my penis in it’s flaccid state is now an inch smaller in length and about half an inch smaller in girth. I struggle to get an erection (something I never had a problem with before) and keeping hold of one is very difficult (I go from erect to completely flaccid in about 30secs if I don’t concentrate), I don’t know how much smaller my erection has got because I haven’t had an erection long enough to really compare.

In a word my life has been destroyed. I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this. I was once a happy guy who enjoyed life, I now spend my days waiting to go back to sleep so I can forget everything. I recently saw a urologist who said he doesn’t know what I’ve done and can’t give me an answer to my problems. I was thinking of suing the “Extreme Male Beauty” programme as they featured no warning of the possible consequences of this exercise but decided this would be too embarassing considering the subject.

All this because I “jelqed” 20 times. So my advise to all of you on this board would be, fuck your penis size! Trust me, it’s not worth it. It looks like I’ve ruined my penis for life and I’d hate this to happen to someone else. Be happy with what you’ve got, penis size inferiority is an entirely male created problem! Women love you for who you are and the children you can give them, something I may not get the chance to experience now. So stop the jelqing and whatever else you are doing to your penis and enjoy your health, if you’ve got that you’re completely blessed .

Thanks for reading.

Kill Me

please help im running out of time

Five Steps to Growth

Step #1 – Always Jelq with Lube

Using some form of lubricant will help ensure you get the most out of your jelq. This can be olive oil, baby oil, Vaseline, or essential vein oil (otherwise known as EVO). Never use soap, shampoo or conditioner, as they can dry out the sensitive skin of your penis.

Step #2 – Only Jelq When Semi-Erect

Jelqing while fully erect can cause injury. You should only be 50 to 75% erect, for safety and success!

Step #3 – There’s More than One Way to Jelq

Although the basic jelq is a fairly simple exercise, you’ll find several variations to use in your penis exercise routine. Think of it like exercising any other part of your body. If you did the same exercise day-after-day, it’s not nearly as effective as having variety in your routine. Some variations include: the mini-jelq, the side jelq, and R’s jelqing routine.

Step #4 – Warm Up AND Warm Down When Jelqing

It’s equally as important to warm up and warm down your penis before and after you jelq. A heating pad, rice sock or nice warm shower will get the blood flowing helping to promote growth from jelqing.

Step #5 – Consistency is the Key to Jelqing Success

You wouldn’t expect to lace up your sneakers for the first time in five years, run a couple of miles and then think you’re in great shape, right? No! You know fitness training takes time and consistency. The same is true for penis exercises, including the jelq. To guarantee your success, make sure you’re following your jelqing routine consistently, and you’re sure to reach your enlargement goals.